Campus guys love different kinds of
ladies. The choice mostly depends on a number of things, including exposure,
priorities and level of lust. In campus, there are many ladies, different
shades, different personalities and different looks. There’s variety but
what exactly do we guys love? I am talking about guys that have had a decent
campus life and I am pretty sure that most guys have.
By decent college life, I mean you
have interacted with ladies well enough and you have experienced the little
joys that campus life brings. If you haven’t done so yet, please do. Relish in
your campus glory because you will have access to women after college, but they
just will be exponentially more expensive. Here are the types of ladies we
campus guys are obsessed with.
The free Spirited Girl
Campus guys love this kind of lady
because she’s always ready to ride along so long as you show a tinge of
coolness. You don’t have to put forth much effort for this one because she’s
just as down for the deed as you are. She has a free spirit and the ability to
just let lose. She’s a professional in the bedroom or should I say hostel room?
She knows what to do and when to do it. When you turn her over, she turns, she
doesn’t object. This girl always keeps you going back for more even when you
are sure she might be lost.
She has a daring fashion sense:
short shorts and skirts, rib and shoulder tattoos, and enough piercings to make
her draw the magnet off your refrigerator. You can’t help but to dive
face first into this train wreck, literally. She’s fun to be with and loves to
party. She’s more likely to end your dry spell than any good girl and she just
doesn’t love relationships.
The girlfriend
The girlfriend really keeps you
happy. That’s if you are lucky enough to get a good one. She keeps you healthy.
You get good sex several times a week and delicious well-cooked meals to
accompany that. She lets you smash all you can and when she calls, you drop
everything you are doing just to be with her. You argue sometimes but she’s
always ready to forgive you. She’s ever decent and has her own set of
principles. All of your friends know that this she’s your number one and none
of them can mess with her. She complements you.
The Nerd or Innocent girl
There are two types of girls in this
category; the fresher and the average nice girl. The nerd (average nice girl)
is perhaps the most strategic sexual acquisition of your collegiate career.
She’s okay but far from anything that you want to be seen with. However,
you find yourself still willing to make the sacrifice. Most of the time, her
fashion sense isn’t as appealing as that of the hot cake girls but she isn’t
bad.
She’s an academic freak who knows
all the calculus sums that the lecturer failed to solve. Once she likes you,
she can be useful in so many ways. She can help boost your grades for
example. Don’t let the square framed glasses fool you. It’s always the
quiet ones that have the most aggressive sexual behavior. Also, due to the fact
of her low demand and her desperation for some fun, she’s always ready to do
anything to please a guy that she likes.
Then there’s the first year girl.
There is nothing more exciting than acquiring a nice fresher girl in college.
Not only is she naïve and unaware of what’s about to happen the next four
years, but she will love you just based on the fact that you are older and
mature. Her fellow first year dudes maybe don’t meet her mark. They dress
like Ding Dong and take her to Kwa Lucy hotel for lunch. By senior year you’ve
probably been with your entire year, so the urge to trend lower sometimes
comes. The fruit only ripens once.
The trophy
This might be a friend or just a
side chic. She’s hotter than everyone else including the ex and the girlfriend
if there’s one. A guy loves this kind of chic so that he shows her off to his
friends. Even when she’s just a friend, he’ll lie to his buddies that he’s
sleeping with her so that he garners some respect. A guy always wants to
be seen around this kind of chic
The ‘Friend’
I have put ‘friend’ in quotes, since
this friendship always goes past the limit sometimes. The two of you like each
other so much but neither of you wants to accept it. Maybe none of you is
single. She might be having a boyfriend in another campus and so she needs
company in her campus too. Hence, the two of you are pretty close.
When you go partying together or
just decide to have fun in your place then the two of you get five shots over
your limit, and you end up doing the inevitable. When she’s sober in the
morning she will always preach that she just wants to remain friends. And then
the friendship will continues again or it becomes very awkward.
The Ex
No other woman can really beat the
ex a guy was in love with. Every other woman that comes along never seems to be
good enough. Once in a while, a guy will always cheat with the ex-especially if
they are friends. Ladies, if your guy is friends with the ex, always know
that you are not alone. There are three of you in that merry-go-round.
Most people who have tried it agree
that sex with the ex is always magical, especially if it’s been like three
months since the two of you got together. I am not saying I have done it but it
happens. Sometimes the ladies that succeed the ex all seem under par, Maybe one
didn’t know how to kiss, or the other can’t do more than five minutes. The ex
will come up to visit and then things just happen.
